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[Tucson Thump]

a Dr. Who nemesis known as ....

 

[Boogie]

a Dr. Who nemesis known as ....

...Ethel Murman in a burka, aka Rodney Allan Rippey, aka Big Bird in a beige Dutch oven, aka...

 

[dmatthews]

...Ethel Murman in a burka, aka Rodney Allan Rippey, aka Big Bird in a beige Dutch oven, aka...

armageddon outa here. Thankfully a fashionista jumped out of the bushes screaming...

 

[bodia]

armageddon outa here. Thankfully a fashionista jumped out of the bushes screaming...

Put on the orange shoes, they totally...

 

[veinbuster]

Put on the orange shoes, they totally...

complete the outfit and are perfect for a night drinking...

 

[rugerpc]

complete the outfit and are perfect for a night drinking...

...mimosas. Or screw drivers. Or anything else made with orange juice or...

 

[Tucson Thump]

mixed with Fanta Orange, but Lola prefers .....

 

[bodia]

mixed with Fanta Orange, but Lola prefers .....

Jarritos, the best Orange soda ever. It especially goes great with tequila. The downside is....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Jarritos, the best Orange soda ever. It especially goes great with tequila. The downside is....

you don't get to add the word Crush to your beverage name like you would if you used Orange Crush. I supposed you could anyway but it'd be a lie, and you know what your mother told you about liars...

 

[dmatthews]

you don't get to add the word Crush to your beverage name like you would if you used Orange Crush. I supposed you could anyway but it'd be a lie, and you know what your mother told you about liars...

She said:
As a rule
man's a fool
when it's hot he wants it cool.
When it's cool he wants it hot
Always wanting what is not.

But that wasn't important right now... The most important thing was to make sure that...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

She said:
As a rule
man's a fool
when it's hot he wants it cool.
When it's cool he wants it hot
Always wanting what is not.

But that wasn't important right now... The most important thing was to make sure that...

Mother took her meds, so I called her and...

 

[Boogie]

Mother took her meds, so I called her and...

...recited John Valby's Eat Bite Song, prompting her to kick me square in the...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Wranglers which left me hankerin' for ....

 

[bodia]

Wranglers which left me hankerin' for ....

a hunk of cheese. Of course, cheese wasn't in the cards, it was....

 

[rugerpc]

a hunk of cheese. Of course, cheese wasn't in the cards, it was....

...it was in the 'fridge, because what kind of fool stores cheese in cards? Well, I'll tell you...

 

[veinbuster]

...it was in the 'fridge, because what kind of fool stores cheese in cards? Well, I'll tell you...

a motley fool will, and be damn proud of it. Meanwhile, in Toledo...

 

[bodia]

a motley fool will, and be damn proud of it. Meanwhile, in Toledo...

Klinger was getting ready throw out the first pitch at a Mudhen's game. He was wearing his best pink dress and ....

 

[veinbuster]

Klinger was getting ready throw out the first pitch at a Mudhen's game. He was wearing his best pink dress and ....

a large floppy sunhat with yellow stilettos, all of which were supplied by...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

a large floppy sunhat with yellow stilettos, all of which were supplied by...

some rejects I was too fat for now. I like to clear out my wardrobe every two years so I can...

 

[veinbuster]

some rejects I was too fat for now. I like to clear out my wardrobe every two years so I can...

binge at dress for less. Shopping for clothes would be much better if the stores had swirly drinks. What goes with an orange-blue swirl better than...