Swap Shop: A place to trade spare parts

[dmatthews]

and Beatles paraphernalia.

 

[alantig]

I have these parts guitars. Everything is for trade except the white one the Mira (gone already) and the black cherry one.

Interested in: tanning beds, professional laser hair removal, fully automatic machine guns, dental work (like James Bond Jaws style), plastic surgery work, and Beatles paraphernalia.

Damn it - I thought I had myself a line on some guitars, but I will never despoil my art by charging money for laser hair removal. I will not prostitute myself, sir!!!!






















But if you know a good pimp...

 

[toothace]

I have these parts guitars. Everything is for trade except the white one the Mira (gone already) and the black cherry one.

Interested in: tanning beds, professional laser hair removal, fully automatic machine guns, dental work (like James Bond Jaws style), plastic surgery work, and Beatles paraphernalia.

Whatta ya gimme for a set of Jaws teeth?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Whatta ya gimme for a set of Jaws teeth?

I mean… possibly all of it?

I have to be able to bite through metal and sh!t though

 

[HANGAR18]

Interested in: ... fully automatic machine guns.

Fully automatic machine guns are overrated. They waste ammo and you can't hit $h!t with them. (Announcer: Danny says as he cranes his neck trying to get a better look at a few specific guitars in the collection.)

 

[MichaelC24]

Looking for a pair of Clear lampshade knobs!
I have:
Pair of Black Lampshades
Pair of Amber Lampshades
Pair of Ivoroid/Faux Bone Lampshades (Tone Ninja)

 

[bodia]

I have these parts guitars. Everything is for trade except the white one the Mira (gone already) and the black cherry one.

Interested in: tanning beds, professional laser hair removal, fully automatic machine guns, dental work (like James Bond Jaws style), plastic surgery work, and Beatles paraphernalia.

I'll take the Spruce

 

[DISTORT6]

I'll take the Spruce

You chose wisely.

 

[bodia]

You chose wisely.

Good thing to know I didn't turn into a pile of ash for choosing pooooorrlllyyyy

 

[toothace]

I mean… possibly all of it?

I have to be able to bite through metal and sh!t though

Hmmmmmmm.......

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I'll take the Spruce

You don’t want to afford it now.

 

[bodia]

You don’t want to afford it now.

Ha! Good point. Today's prices, and all that

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Ha! Good point. Today's prices, and all that

I’ll do $300 less than the cheapest one on reverb though

 

[bodia]

I’ll do $300 less than the cheapest one on reverb though

$400 less, and I make tacos?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

$400 less, and I make tacos?

Lol! Wait! What’s the cheapest one?!?!

 

[bodia]

Lol! Wait! What’s the cheapest one?!?!

The one that saves me money!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

The one that saves me money!

lol! The cheapest one is $3300!

 

[bodia]

lol! The cheapest one is $3300!

Fawk! I'll wait until they're $1,700 again

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Fawk! I'll wait until they're $1,700 again

I blame the hippies.

 

[NazgulUK]

I blame new money