dmatthews
Dave's not here
If I was a guitar, and I was sent to a place that did that to me, I wouldn't consider it sanctuary.
And mine age WAY better than that. In fact, you can hardly tell they are aging. Perhaps I'm missing the boat by not dragging them down the highway behind my car.Oddly enough, guitars age all by themselves if you play them. For free!
I dig relicing cars. I’m going to let my grandsons take mine to demolition derby. They look so cool all beat to sh*t.
I'm 71, if someone that didn't know guitars and models and ages saw me playing it.. a good lie would be both the guitar and me telling a tale that many would believe, but if it's someone in the know and sees it, they are going to instantly know it isn't real wear.
I prefer honest wear myself.
They good folks there. They took a guitar that wanted a new look.If I was a guitar, and I was sent to a place that did that to me, I wouldn't consider it sanctuary.
I prefer honest wear myself.
I know... just me trying to find a joke about Guitar Sanctuary.They good folks there. They took a guitar that wanted a new look.
So I’m forming a new Grandpa Band. The good news is, you’re in, we’re doing the entire Ventures catalog, and you’re playing lead guitar.
The bad news is we’re also doing the entire Tiny Tim catalog, because the singer is, well...a singer with a ukulele.
To make up for it, however, we’re also playing the Sam The Sham and the Pharoahs greatest hits, plus “Land of 1000 Dances”.
Can you play the “Satisfaction” lick and the solo on “Louie, Louie”?
With any luck we’ll be into Freddie and the Dreamers’ only but greatest hit, “I’m Telling You Now”.
ALRIGHT! When do the tour tchotchkies come out?So I’m forming a new Grandpa Band. The good news is, you’re in, we’re doing the entire Ventures catalog, and you’re playing lead guitar.
The bad news is we’re also doing the entire Tiny Tim catalog, because the singer is, well...a singer with a ukulele.
To make up for it, however, we’re also playing the Sam The Sham and the Pharoahs greatest hits, plus “Land of 1000 Dances”.
Can you play the “Satisfaction” lick and the solo on “Louie, Louie”?
With any luck we’ll be into Freddie and the Dreamers’ only but greatest hit, “I’m Telling You Now”.
Every mark, ding, and wear spot has been put on it "naturally". Some through rock and roll jamming, some through rock and roll stupidity, and even some through general stupidity.