My puppy went to Guelph University to get surgery. He is having his nostrils widened(Surgery to resect (widen) stenotic nares.) so that he can breathe more freely. All purebreds are inbred and a great percentage of them carry the bad genetic traits with them like my baby boy.
I'm the product of an alien breeding with a human. Klaatu from
The DayThe Earth Stood Still was my father.
Despite the cross-breeding, it did me hardly any good, health-wise! F'rinstance, my open heart surgery took twice as long because, two hearts.
On the bright side, I got a Twofer deal on the heart surgery, and Gort was Best Robot at my wedding. He also baby-sat my kids when they were little. I felt they were pretty safe with Gort and his laser weapons-melter around. No one messes with Gort.
And even though I'm 200 years old, I only look 100.
I know, that's still not going to excite anyone but blind grandmas, but hey, it's a thing.
I also got to borrow my father's flying saucer for my first date. That was a plus, though it had nothing to do with genetics. The saucer did, however, make me
very popular in high school.
Someone else will inevitably post the Monty Python
Life of Brian 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' song. Go ahead. I'm too lazy.
