And it's not even April 1st.
Honestly, though--hey Celestion, please just stick with making & selling reliably good versions of your classic 75 Hz & 55 Hz and AlNiCo speakers, please. This is where your money is. If you can do this as good or better than Scumback and the others (Can you? You should, because YOU were the ones who created them!) then you'll be fine, living a long retirement with your pile of cash. If you can't, well then... why can't you?
As far as the hemp-cone stuff, please leave it to Tone Tubby to release a dizzyingly-diverse range of speakers with confusingly-complicated names and descriptions such that we'll have no idea how they're expected to sound.