Musician's Choice Catch Phrases

[eliju]

8: "I don't need a click track...."

Fired a drummer last year over this one. He wouldn't even practice with one either alone or with the band. But he always talked about wanting to add samples and backing tracks for horns and synths and stuff. Go figure.

 

[DISTORT6]

19) My girlfriend/wife HAS to go

 

[CandidPicker]

19. His speed and technical prowess is awesome!

(He plays with no feel nor emotion)

 

[Deli6505]

20. [one week before the show] "No, this is NOT a ticket show!"
[one day before the show]: "Ok guys, does everyone have their ticket money?"

 

[Steve's addiction]

21. Needs more cowbell.

 

[11top]

22. FINALLY........This is my player!


(Now my GAS is over).

 

[CandidPicker]

23) Clean it? Are you kidding?

 

[László]

24) No one in the audience can tell. anyway.

 

[11top]

25). 9’s are for p*ssys.........wait, what? Eddie and Billy use what?

 

[CandidPicker]

24) No one in the audience can tell. anyway.

26) It's OK. We'll just call it jazz.

 

[László]

25). 9’s are for p*ssys.........wait, what? Eddie and Billy use what?

Aw, what do those wussies know, anyway?

 

[Deli6505]

27. "Hey guys, I just picked up a new amp and I'm gonna use it for the gig tonight!"

 

[CandidPicker]

28) "Sorry, I've got earplugs in. No, I'm not deaf. No, I don't read lips. I'm doing well, thanks, how's your family? Nice. Whoops, time for our 2nd set. Thanks, hope you'll be here when we finish up. Flirting? Heck, no, for a guy hung like a chipmunk, my friends thinks flirting is not my strong suit. Yeah, you can laugh. Yes, I know the consequences. Thanks for the beer. What? No, I don't do crazy. No, we'll need to check out your boat some other time. Sorry, the guys are putting together the next set. Gotta roll. What? Call you? OK, you're an alien muppet character from Sesame Street. By-e...

 

[Clashcityrocker]

"Rhythm guitar? that's lame. Let's both just play lead"