Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson? Go!

[Steve's addiction]

Wille Cash cause they are both awesome

 

[vchizzle]

Cash is the only country and/or western I listen to.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Willie.

Yeah but you’re a Lady!!

 

[jxe]

porter waggoner you infidels

 

[Lee B.]

Johnny Cash

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Willie Nelson, because his name sounds like an illegal move in wrestling! Well that’s what I was told

DUDE! You and your wife need to stop going to those weird websites! Besides, which would it be? A "willie half nelson" or a "willie full nelson?" Wait, don't answer that! I don't want to know. Looking the other direction now.

 

[alantig]

DUDE! You and your wife need to stop going to those weird websites! Besides, which would it be? A "willie half nelson" or a "willie full nelson?" Wait, don't answer that! I don't want to know. Looking the other direction now.

The difference between the Willie Half Nelson and the Willie Full Nelson is the stage of the, uh, 'process'. And how happy you are with your prospective partner.

Or about three minutes on a good day.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Welcome to “Scottish word of the Day”

 

[Deleted member 5962]

The difference between the Willie Half Nelson and the Willie Full Nelson is the stage of the, uh, 'process'. And how happy you are with your prospective partner.

Or about three minutes on a good day.

Well that proves I don't go to those sites OR the wrestling sites. I thought a full nelson was two arms and a half nelson was one. And, I was ASSuming that a "willie full nelson" would be both arms on the willie instead of both on the neck. Clearly, this is something I haven't convinced Mrs DTR to try yet. So, uh, you'll have to let me know how it goes.

 

[alantig]

Well that proves I don't go to those sites OR the wrestling sites. I thought a full nelson was two arms and a half nelson was one. And, I was ASSuming that a "willie full nelson" would be both arms on the willie instead of both on the neck. Clearly, this is something I haven't convinced Mrs DTR to try yet. So, uh, you'll have to let me know how it goes.

I would, but I haven't been able to convince her to try it, either!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I would, but I haven't been able to convince her to try it, either!

The half or the full? Gotta start slow... start with the half. Don't want to scare her off too soon.

 

[Mike Duncan]

 

[alantig]

The half or the full? Gotta start slow... start with the half. Don't want to scare her off too soon.

I'll follow that advice. You know her better, after all!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I'll follow that advice. You know her better, after all!

uh , uh... Ok, noting the sarcasm, I just want to say.... "you lucky dog!" And... Redhead?

 

[merciful-evans]

Johnny, because he taught that big river how to cry cry cry.