sergiodeblanc
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The women burning their Nike sports bras are wrong. Dudes need bras too.
i *STILL* have no GAS
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DISTORT6
NJ Devil
Bros.
Man-ssiere.
Andrew Paul
The cat's meow
No bra needed here..... yet 
No GAS lately either but with my latest Santana run it's tooo soon to tell if GAS will come back soon.
No GAS lately either but with my latest Santana run it's tooo soon to tell if GAS will come back soon.
Geo408
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I’m gonna say it again: A PRS Tele style…any takers? Will that get the gas going?
dmatthews
Dave's not here
GIMME!
11top
Cousin Eddie's cousin
alantig
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You're too sexy for yours, right?
sergiodeblanc
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Well… all my shirts have mysteriously shrunken into crop tops.
My GAS-O-Meter varies from day to day, and sometimes, moment to moment. I decided I needed psychotherapy to stop the wheels from spinning out of control.
So I got out the old Ouija Board and contacted Dr. Freud.
"Tell me about it, Les."
"Well, Dr. Freud, I really am interested in a Komet amp, but then I thought, "Why not get a Strat?" even though I hate Strats. Then I decided to order a...blah blah...and a...blah blah...but then I decided to....blah blah blah, so now I really don't know whether to...uh..."
"Zzzzzzzzzz."
"Dr. Freud, you fell asleep."
"You're gonna put the people on your forum to sleep too. You know, if they want a nap, reading your posts is a good way to fall asleep, and if that doesn't do it, all they have to do is listen to your music."
So I got out the old Ouija Board and contacted Dr. Freud.
"Tell me about it, Les."
"Well, Dr. Freud, I really am interested in a Komet amp, but then I thought, "Why not get a Strat?" even though I hate Strats. Then I decided to order a...blah blah...and a...blah blah...but then I decided to....blah blah blah, so now I really don't know whether to...uh..."
"Zzzzzzzzzz."
"Dr. Freud, you fell asleep."
"You're gonna put the people on your forum to sleep too. You know, if they want a nap, reading your posts is a good way to fall asleep, and if that doesn't do it, all they have to do is listen to your music."
martinlb
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I'm sorry (actually, no I'm not), but that's just gross.
Bogner
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sergiodeblanc
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Think more Benicio del Toro in Fear and Loathing bursting out of his polo shirt way.
dmatthews
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martinlb
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Aha! Thanks.
martinlb
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Well, they're actually almost certainly my peers so that ought to give me some latitude. ?Hurting old men's feelings. Sad.
Congrats!
You hereby qualify for the Early Bird Latitude Special!
The rest of us will be at the bar with our walkers.
Oh, and that fresh scent is our clean Depends!
Well, for most of us they're clean...for now.
martinlb
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Thank you! I can't tell you how much I appreciate that! No, (and now I'm going to use a word that's become routinely and very very often misused) I literally can't tell you.
I won't say it! I won't say it! Yes, yes I will.The rest of us will be at the bar with our walkers.
Oh, and that fresh scent is our clean Depends!
Well, for most of us they're clean...for now.
That depends.
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