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[alantig]

 

[JMintzer]

I can’t go deep anymore, my gut gets in the way.

With Margot Robbie, I'd go so deep, whoever pulled me out would be the King of England...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

With Margot Robbie, I'd go so deep, whoever pulled me out would be the King of England...

I’d only make it to 2nd base.

 

[dmatthews]

 

[jxe]

I’d only make it to 2nd base.

you wish, not everybody is into smooth rock. also, do i want to know what second base is in chicago?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

you wish, not everybody is into smooth rock. also, do i want to know what second base is in chicago?

Second base is the chairs we put out in winter to save parking spaces we’ve shoveled

 

[jxe]

Second base is the chairs we put out in winter to save parking spaces we’ve shoveled

i miss a lot about the city but i don’t miss that (to paraphrase meat loaf).

 

[Alnus Rubra]

You too?

Yeah but you have an excuse!

*borat mankini emoji*

With Margot Robbie, I'd go so deep, whoever pulled me out would be the King of England...

Swordsman?

 

[alantig]

With Margot Robbie, I'd go so deep, whoever pulled me out would be the King of England...

I used to work with a guy who'd say, "Man, I'd go so deep, when I pulled out it'd sound like Velcro."