CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
I’m far too neurotic to buy used gear.
I’m also way too neurotic to fully enjoy owning new gear.
“Mr. S...”
“Yes Dr. Freud?”
“Please leave the diagnosis to me. What was your early life like?”
“The baby book my mother kept reflects that the housekeeper was dusting, and my very first complete sentence was, “You missed a spot.”
“So you’ve always been a nutcase, then?”
“Pardon me, Dr. Freud?”
“Can you recall a time when you didn’t have bats in the belfry?”
“I...I’m not sure what you mean...”
[sighs] “Were you ever normal?”
“Well, I...I...had two careers, and raised a family, and...”
“Why two careers?”
“Well, at first I wanted to be successful, so I was a lawyer, and then I decided life was too short for that, so I became a musician...and...”
[interrupts] “So the answer is no, you were never normal?”
“I guess not.”
Woody Allen has nothing on you, Les.