Thoughts? Please don’t say “buy them all”

I dunno, this whole online guitar buying thing is a bit weird.

It's kind of like getting a mail order bride. You see this beautiful picture, and then she arrives and she's a lot older, has the name of a one-night stand she met in Vegas tattooed on her behind, and has halitosis from rotten teeth.

"You know this from experience, right?"

"You can't make this sh!t up."

"Well, did you send that one back to the vendor?"

"Nope. He absconded with my hard-earned."

"What did you do with her, then?"

"What could I do, I put her on Craigslist and took the financial hit."

"Did you ever run into her again?"

"Yeah. She had her teeth fixed, tattoo removed, and looked pretty stellar."

"Wow, what did you do?"

"It's like with guitars. Sometimes you miss what you moved along."
 
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For me, gold SC245 everytime. Love them. Slinky feel. Pearly Gates are nice pickups. I miss the one I sold.

If this had been mine, I would have kept the original 245 pups, as they were the first PRS pups I really liked.
 
I dunno, this whole online guitar buying thing is a bit weird.

It's kind of like getting a mail order bride. You see this beautiful picture, and then she arrives and she's a lot older, has the name of a one-night stand she met in Vegas tattooed on her behind, and has halitosis from rotten teeth.

"You know this from experience, right?"

"You can't make this sh!t up."

"Well, did you send that one back to the vendor?"

"Nope. He absconded with my hard-earned."

"What did you do with her, then?"

"What could I do, I put her on Craigslist and took the financial hit."

"Did you ever run into her again?"

"Yeah. She had her teeth fixed, tattoo removed, and looked pretty stellar."

"Wow, what did you do?"

"It's like with guitars. Sometimes you miss what you moved along."

Well the Santana was a one relationship kind of girl, no apparent Vegas history or a tattoo.
 
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