so my wife just said this...

[watelessness]

<context: we just moved and my wife is decorating

wife: hey, remember how in the last house you had a guitar in the living room next to your tv chair? do you...
me: <poof. korina mira installed>
wife: wow, that was quick. i was going to say "order a private stock to go with the furniture", but that one works. cool. i just saved you some money
me:

 

[ViperDoc]

PRIVATE STOCK. GO. SURPRISE THE WIFE. MATCH THE DRAPES, WHO CARES!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Oh no she didn’t!

 

[DISTORT6]

Something is going on.
This is the SECOND wife green light post today...

 

[RickP]

Change the furniture and order a matching PS. Bring them all in and surprise her!

 

[bodia]

Ouch!

 

[Toolmaster Of Brainerd]

"well actually I'd rather have this guitar in my office and I think I private stock would match much better here anyway"

 

[WA Paul]

Challenge accepted?

 

[Broseph]

repaint. Change the drapes. Change the tile colors. You do what you gotta do. She greenlit a private stock. Floor it buddy. Go go go

 

[dmatthews]

 

[jlf599]

In the last house we had, I put up String Swing hooks so I could have my guitars all on the wall. I had put up all of the hooks for the guitars I had at the time and my girlfriend (now wife) said, "You know, there's room for four more hooks on the wall."

I looked at her dumbfounded and said, "You realize you've just given me the green light to fill those, right?"

She shrugged.

Now you know why we're married.

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

<context: we just moved and my wife is decorating

wife: hey, remember how in the last house you had a guitar in the living room next to your tv chair? do you...
me: <poof. korina mira installed>
wife: wow, that was quick. i was going to say "order a private stock to go with the furniture", but that one works. cool. i just saved you some money
me:

Don’t do it! By the time you receive it, she will have changed the furniture

 

[Austin_Taunt]

Something is going on.
This is the SECOND wife green light post today...

My wife green lighted a Murphy Lab R9 and offered to put it on her credit card. It was really hard to say no but I prefer not to borrow money for a toy. Just ran across a Wood Library 509 that is putting that theory to the test.

 

[DISTORT6]

My wife green lighted a Murphy Lab R9 and offered to put it on her credit card. It was really hard to say no but I prefer not to borrow money for a toy. Just ran across a Wood Library 509 that is putting that theory to the test.

This is not normal. 3 different times is not a coincidence.
Something is going to happen…

 

[Deleted member 5962]

This is not normal. 3 different times is not a coincidence.
Something is going to happen…

I'm afraid to drive or cross at a crosswalk.

 

[DogPhishHead]

and I get two pedals in the mail last week and got the "stink eye" for two days

 

[alantig]

and I get two pedals in the mail last week and got the "stink eye" for two days

I wonder why...

 

[watelessness]

she has always been fond of my paisley dallas and hxda. should i double down because they look like furniture?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

My wife green lighted a Murphy Lab R9 and offered to put it on her credit card. It was really hard to say no but I prefer not to borrow money for a toy. Just ran across a Wood Library 509 that is putting that theory to the test.

She’s boinking Mark Agnesi. Sorry, buddy.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

She’s boinking Mark Agnesi. Sorry, buddy.

On Snap! I hate it when that happens!