Second Worst Gig Ever

[dmatthews]

Not the worst, but maybe the most amusing.

Several years ago the band I was in Played a Christmas party for the ladies Netball Association. They spent most of the night dancing on stage beside us, which wasn’t unpleasant.

However before the gig, I arrived to be greeted by the guitarist who had left both of his outside his house!

Luckily we both always brought two guitars in case of string breakages/faults etc. So disaster was avoided.

At the end of the night I went out to load my car and a couple were getting friendly with each other in a loading bay nearby. As I put the last bit of gear in my car, they were in full swing (no pun intended), him with his trousers round his ankles and her making some strange noises. I just got the heck out of there!

Giggity giggity!!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Giggity giggity!!

Yeah there was a wee bit of “boom chika wah wah” aa well! the things you see!

 

[Boogie]

Or you could here just yelled “Freebird!!!”

In one band, we had it down where if some one yelled “Freebird!” In the 4th set, we’d all look at each other, shrug our shoulders, and play it. Our regulars caught on and were the instigators of many a show faux pas.