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[jxe]

Where you out Chopin wood when the letters arrived?

can’t believe i’m doing this but

it was on his chore liszt.

 

[dmatthews]

Similar thing happened to me when Bach died.

Via letters I got a couple of months later.

Hey, they didn't have the Pony Express in Silesia in 1750. Air Mail was a guy with a cranky pigeon. The pigeon only flew when the pigeon felt like flying. Which wasn't often.

They tried a parrot, but people got tired of hearing news delivered like, "Rawk, Your mom died, Rawk!"

The town crier was depressed, which was why he was...yeah, the town crier.

Also, mail delivery was slow because they only had one dude who could read the names and addresses, and he was out sick with the pox for three weeks. Not that the mail is much faster now...

Bach to the future

 

[László]

Where you out Chopin wood when the letters arrived?

No, I have a friend named Moe whose art was in an exhibition. So I was there to see Mo's art.

Wait, I might have been Haydn from the debtor's prison police.

 

[László]

can’t believe i’m doing this but

it was on his chore liszt.

I mean, that was an incredibly good pun.

 

[László]

Where you out Chopin wood when the letters arrived?

This one was good, too.

 

[tiboy]

Where you out Chopin wood when the letters arrived?

No he was Bytheoven.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

No thank you. The Parker will get the job done I’am sure. Experimentation.

Yeah, it wasn't serious, but the note that the Floyd just does some of those things and other vibratos won't, is totally serious. That doesn't mean you can't play the song, but some vibrato parts will be impossible to replicate exactly.

 

[László]

No he was Bytheoven.

My hat is off to you, sir!

I spent too much time fixing the pump 'case the vandals broke the Handel.

 

[alantig]

Where you out Chopin wood when the letters arrived?

No. His ax was baroque. Strangely enough, the head, not the Handel.

 

[László]

No. His ax was baroque. Strangely enough, the head, not the Handel.

Too late, I beat you to the Handel joke.

BUT I did edit it to make it funnier before I saw your post. (my original pun was that I couldn't Handel it).

 

[Moondog Wily]

Y'all just seem to want to Ravel in this banter! So be it, count me in for some Burn stein's!! Now I need to go polish my Shoe Burt!!!

 

[Wakester]

There is a Family Guy bit that does a bunch of these puns, only worse of course. I would post it but it is over the edge. If you dare, look up Family Guy Debussy and Bach.

 

[Lola]

Can’t add to this! Sorry. My brain is in the Unchained mode for the rest of the night. I can always think on my feet but between the adrenaline and an edible I am literally effed! Lol

 

[Lola]

I think this is okay. A lot of innuendos in this. I think this will get a pass.

 

[alantig]

Too late, I beat you to the Handel joke.

BUT I did edit it to make it funnier before I saw your post. (my original pun was that I couldn't Handel it).

I saw the original because we posted at the same time.it was not unfinished synchrony.

 

[bodia]

Principals nose.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

This thread is decomposing quickly -

 

[Lola]

lol why can I put my own emoticon in here?

 

[Lola]

So I have to admit that the VH song Unchained is a bit beyond me atm so I chose Running with the devil. Perhaps the easiest VH song but nevertheless still Van Halen. RWTD is still making my brain tick. All is good!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

lol why can I put my own emoticon in here?

Use the drop down menu (three dots to the right of the picture emoji) then click the emoji icon and voilà