Forum Contest: Win A Santana! (Sign up thread)

[Rider1260]

I have an empty shipping container filled with live examples of all the birds on a 24 fret necked Santana (including the headstock eagle) and a ping pong paddle.

You enter alone, the doors close, and you can come out once all the birds are dead, or if you give up.

If you kill all the birds you win this Santana:

https://imgur.com/EFitFip

Are you In or Out?

you saying I could get that Santana back without going broke I'm in , I would feel bad for the birds for a min

 

[Rider1260]

In that case, in. If I come out with the Santana, I'll sell it back to Mike for $5k

HA !!!!

 

[gemyneye]

I never win anything, so why not?

 

[Rod/]

I never win anything, so why not?

Me neither.. ever!

 

[Toolmaster Of Brainerd]

I like my chances. I'm in. Let me know when and where to go and I'll be there.

We're going to cook and eat those birds after. I'm not letting those poor birds go to waste.

 

[Ruffone]

In. I’ve always thought “Guns and Guitars” would be a great name for a guitar store

 

[Alnus Rubra]

For the post-contest bbq of course! They might be on the menu.
Can’t let all that exotic bird meat go to waste. It would be a sin.

11 bird roast anyone? Well 10 and a turtle.

 

[alantig]

I voted WTF because it makes me laugh.

Win The F#^*er?

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Wear the Feathers

 

[Tony M.]

Wow.
I won!
Send the guitar.

 

[aphantomvaper]

Still not clear on the wood the paddle is made of. Details matter.

 

[theDeepender]

Out.

I felt like a sh!t ball for ages after shooting a bird as a teenager.

Me too.
But a Santana…

 

[DISTORT6]

Still not clear on the wood the paddle is made of. Details matter.

Balsa!

 

[Valker]

Are birds attracted to ping pong balls like cats are to lasers? Or are we expected to have a ping pong match with each of the birds?

Either way, I'd brave it. In.

 

[dankilling]

I am the bird whisperer. When the doors open, Ill be sitting in there with a guitar and a bunch of new bird friends. I’ll look like the PRS version of Snow-friggen White

 

[DISTORT6]

Still not clear on the wood the paddle is made of. Details matter.

One more detail Sergio forgot -
Your coated with a lovely glaze consisting of bird seed, fish entrails, squirrel carcasses, and lettuce (for the turtle).

 

[Ruffone]

One more detail Sergio forgot -
Your coated with a lovely glaze consisting of bird seed, fish entrails, squirrel carcasses, and lettuce (for the turtle).

Perfect, that’ll make for a quicker job. Draw the prey in and take them out before they know what hit them

 

[McMahon67]

I’m in. Might have trouble with the eagle… the Santana is worth getting my eyes gouged out though.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I voted WTF because it makes me laugh.

Okay, so.. In or Out?

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I voted What The Flock (no pun intended)