50 Year Old Sh!tty Guitar Players Club... who's in?

Yep, turned 50 in October.

The first 50 years of my life were interesting, but things have really been a blast the last few years. Really looking forward to the next 50 years of my life. ;)
Just remember:

40 is the old age of youth, 50 is the youth of old age!!!

I'm joining the club in 18 months, unless I become a good guitar player in that time.
Personally I think that PRS should come out with a special guitar for us. I think there are enough members of this club to support that. How about a PRS guitar shaped like a walking cane? Maybe with Depends inlays? Just an idea.