charliefrench
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you're an upside down one legged turtle spinning rapidly on the back seat of a greyhound bus and all of a sudden . . .
...alien abduction; I mean nightmare at Area 51 stuff...probes, implants, the works...except in the end, there's ice cream and...you're an upside down one legged turtle spinning rapidly on the back seat of a greyhound bus and all of a sudden . . .
well, no amount of ice cream is going to make up for the way the aliens .....
go to Venus to play in the fly trap. It's much more entertaining than sand traps, which are......never call you the next morning - I mean, c'mon, it's just common courtesy after a night of probing. It's not like anyone's looking for a commitment, just a simple, "Hey, I just wanted to say I had a good time last night, and I hope you did, too, and you know, maybe sometime we can..."
go to Venus to play in the fly trap. It's much more entertaining than sand traps, which are...
...one eyed, one horn, flying purple...horrific. I hate when sand gets all up in my...
...one eyed, one horn, flying purple...
weight. Cuz it was raining out, and dancing in puddles with blue suede shoes add a ton of...blue suede shoes from dancin' all over ...
weight. Cuz it was raining out, and dancing in puddles with blue suede shoes add a ton of...
blue dye to the watershed. Tragic reaally, as the chemical make used in blue dye causes...
...pink eye, yellow fever, greyscale, Black Plague, and color blindness in people who...
the fact that Carl Perkins found those shoes in a closet that was a portal to another universe that let in rock n' roll as well as ...
neighbors nuts. That was truly uncalled for, and called for an immediate...those damn robotic squirrels that ate C batteries and sh@t all over the...
cream sicle orgy. Only orange and white food are allowed. Well that and...neighbors nuts. That was truly uncalled for, and called for an immediate...
...paella, because, well, dayem...who doesn't like a big bowl full of rice, shellfish, and...cream sicle orgy. Only orange and white food are allowed. Well that and...
you are what you eat! But that didn't stop the...Zoidberg, who just happened to be in the wrong place but made an unforgettable paella because ...