1000 posts about nothing

[alantig]

has a famous clock named after him. Too bad it was set to the wrong time and in the wrong time zone. But it did have an amazing, little known feature. It could...

...could produce a bong that millions would travel to experience because...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

...could produce a bong that millions would travel to experience because...

weed is really popular right now. Well that and...

 

[Tucson Thump]

the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers who ...

 

[Boogie]

the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers who ...

...kept getting kicked out of the head shop for saying "BONG!" really loud in the aisles while shopping for...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

...kept getting kicked out of the head shop for saying "BONG!" really loud in the aisles while shopping for...

"tobacco water pipes" The salesman was overheard saying, trying to keep up appearances in case there were any cops in the store looking at...

 

[dmatthews]

"tobacco water pipes" The salesman was overheard saying, trying to keep up appearances in case there were any cops in the store looking at...

ways to move to Washington State where that's not really an issue anymore, even though...

 

[rugerpc]

ways to move to Washington State where that's not really an issue anymore, even though...

...it rains all the time and gets your weed wet. A better alternative is...

 

[Tucson Thump]

a wet Willy Wonka which causes ....

 

[dmatthews]

a wet Willy Wonka which causes ....

ooey gooey chocolate to be smothered all over your factory. The maintenance staff get rightly pissed off so it's best to only...

 

[Boogie]

ooey gooey chocolate to be smothered all over your factory. The maintenance staff get rightly pissed off so it's best to only...

...disregard whatever is going on here because it's complete nonsense, except for...

 

[veinbuster]

...disregard whatever is going on here because it's complete nonsense, except for...

the bats hanging from the ceiling. They...

 

[alantig]

the bats hanging from the ceiling. They...

...are all Louisville Slugger models, but they share one major defect that makes them useless, namely...

 

[bodia]

...are all Louisville Slugger models, but they share one major defect that makes them useless, namely...

They're hollow, and made of balsa wood. Which is actually two defects, not one. This brings to mind that old hollow leg that...

 

[veinbuster]

They're hollow, and made of balsa wood. Which is actually two defects, not one. This brings to mind that old hollow leg that...

Jim used to smuggle hootch into the prom with. He added it to the punch glasses of...

 

[rugerpc]

Jim used to smuggle hootch into the prom with. He added it to the punch glasses of...

..Judy. 'Cuz, you know, Punch and Judy. It was a special kind of hooch, Starsky Hootch, the favorite of crime fighters everywhere. Well, everywhere except...

 

[Boogie]

..Judy. 'Cuz, you know, Punch and Judy. It was a special kind of hooch, Starsky Hootch, the favorite of crime fighters everywhere. Well, everywhere except...

...Huggy Bear, because pimps can't be appearing to patronize the fuzz, bad for business, unless you...

 

[bodia]

...Huggy Bear, because pimps can't be appearing to patronize the fuzz, bad for business, unless you...

Kamikaze from the 100th floor, swan dive to,the street. That leads to....

 

[alantig]

Kamikaze from the 100th floor, swan dive to,the street. That leads to....

...love like a tire iron, which can leave you alone and paralyzed after...

 

[dmatthews]

...love like a tire iron, which can leave you alone and paralyzed after...

three paralyzers. Especially if they're doubles, which get you into trouble with your...

 

[Boogie]

three paralyzers. Especially if they're doubles, which get you into trouble with your...

...9 iron, because you ever mix your long game since a tire iron would technically be...

(...wait for it...)

...a driver

Which is an insult to...