1000 posts about nothing

[charliefrench]

you're an upside down one legged turtle spinning rapidly on the back seat of a greyhound bus and all of a sudden . . .

 

[Boogie]

you're an upside down one legged turtle spinning rapidly on the back seat of a greyhound bus and all of a sudden . . .

...alien abduction; I mean nightmare at Area 51 stuff...probes, implants, the works...except in the end, there's ice cream and...

 

[Tucson Thump]

well, no amount of ice cream is going to make up for the way the aliens .....

 

[alantig]

well, no amount of ice cream is going to make up for the way the aliens .....

...never call you the next morning - I mean, c'mon, it's just common courtesy after a night of probing. It's not like anyone's looking for a commitment, just a simple, "Hey, I just wanted to say I had a good time last night, and I hope you did, too, and you know, maybe sometime we can..."

 

[veinbuster]

...never call you the next morning - I mean, c'mon, it's just common courtesy after a night of probing. It's not like anyone's looking for a commitment, just a simple, "Hey, I just wanted to say I had a good time last night, and I hope you did, too, and you know, maybe sometime we can..."

go to Venus to play in the fly trap. It's much more entertaining than sand traps, which are...

 

[bodia]

go to Venus to play in the fly trap. It's much more entertaining than sand traps, which are...

horrific. I hate when sand gets all up in my...

 

[Boogie]

horrific. I hate when sand gets all up in my...

...one eyed, one horn, flying purple...

 

[Tosca]

...one eyed, one horn, flying purple...

Alien love child...a reminder of the days when I just couldn't control my...

 

[Tucson Thump]

blue suede shoes from dancin' all over ...

 

[dmatthews]

blue suede shoes from dancin' all over ...

weight. Cuz it was raining out, and dancing in puddles with blue suede shoes add a ton of...

 

[bodia]

weight. Cuz it was raining out, and dancing in puddles with blue suede shoes add a ton of...

blue dye to the watershed. Tragic reaally, as the chemical make used in blue dye causes...

 

[alantig]

blue dye to the watershed. Tragic reaally, as the chemical make used in blue dye causes...

...pink eye, yellow fever, greyscale, Black Plague, and color blindness in people who...

 

[rugerpc]

...pink eye, yellow fever, greyscale, Black Plague, and color blindness in people who...

...are hypochondriacs, 'cuz it's just blue dye, right? There are worse things to worry about, like...

 

[Tucson Thump]

the fact that Carl Perkins found those shoes in a closet that was a portal to another universe that let in rock n' roll as well as ...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

the fact that Carl Perkins found those shoes in a closet that was a portal to another universe that let in rock n' roll as well as ...

those damn robotic squirrels that ate C batteries and sh@t all over the...

 

[dmatthews]

those damn robotic squirrels that ate C batteries and sh@t all over the...

neighbors nuts. That was truly uncalled for, and called for an immediate...

 

[veinbuster]

neighbors nuts. That was truly uncalled for, and called for an immediate...

cream sicle orgy. Only orange and white food are allowed. Well that and...

 

[Boogie]

cream sicle orgy. Only orange and white food are allowed. Well that and...

...paella, because, well, dayem...who doesn't like a big bowl full of rice, shellfish, and...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Zoidberg, who just happened to be in the wrong place but made an unforgettable paella because ...

 

[dmatthews]

Zoidberg, who just happened to be in the wrong place but made an unforgettable paella because ...

you are what you eat! But that didn't stop the...