things only a guitar player can say with a straight face?

[alantig]

I'm having some troubles with my wang bar...

I just did this to get chicks...

You want impressive, you should see my rack...

 

[AR44]

I have gas.

Sometimes I stomp for more boost; it really makes her scream. But you gotta hit the button just right.

I need to get me a Hot Fat Screamer for my Paul.

 

[HANGAR18]

I've got GAS.

 

[MOBirds]

The two that haunted me through my late teens/early twenties auditioning 2nd guitarists:

"I play much better after a couple beers"

"What key is it in? I'll just make something up"