"Because bass players have bigger..."Hmmm....might want to ask Gene Simmons how he did.........
"...Wallets?"
"Because bass players have bigger..."Hmmm....might want to ask Gene Simmons how he did.........
"Because bass players have bigger..."
"...Wallets?"
Sure..Yeah...I Mean Totally...So Much So That I Don't Even Have The Words To Express Just How Jealous I Am...Yeah...Ok...I Mean It...Seriously...I Kinda Almost Am...But Not Really No. But Maybe...No Not Really. Now That I Think About It, I Guess I Am Not...But I Almost Once Kinda Thought About It And Felt I Could Be But I Am Really Not. SorryJealous?
Or Even The Wrong One!Well, it's either wallets or tongues...and I suppose I can see how that's a win/win for the right woman.
Get good enough at any genre of music, good enough to make millions, and you will do just fine! Even with the money though, I would conjecture that some women would still shy away from the extreme metal guys because they don't want to be a sacrifice 6 months from now (I know, not all extreme metalists are into Satan, but it was fun for me to type it) ;~))
And we're back where we startedBut they'd only have to do one thing to avoid being a virgin sacrifice...
Avoid the metal guitarist in the first place?But they'd only have to do one thing to avoid being a virgin sacrifice...
The only problem is that without a virgin to sacrifice, they sacrifice the culprit responsible for the inability to sacrifice the virgin.But they'd only have to do one thing to avoid being a virgin sacrifice...
Where’s the data on the gay and bi shredders? I bet those dudes are crushing it.
Take this test. Correct answers are below:
1.What percentage of the members of this or any guitar forum do you estimate are women?
2. What musical instrument is more phallic in playing position than a guitar (OK, the cello is kind of phallic, I'll grant you, but it sits on the floor and doesn't count).
3. How many women do you know personally who want to spend their time watching you playing with your junk (BTW, if you know more than one or two, you really ought to share their contact info)?
4. How many male piano players go onstage without a shirt wearing goofy makeup (again, if you know any female piano players who do this, you have the obligation to share contact info)?
5. What percentage of women are turned on watching you engage in ambiguously sexual poses with the lead singer and bass player?
6. How many women get horny seeing guitar faces?
7. How many women want to go out on the street with you in your metal-studded leather pants, no shirt, and makeup?
Correct answers:
1. Less than one percent
2. None.
3. You don't know any, ya big liar.
4. None.
5. Less than one percent.
6. None.
7. A couple, if you're lucky, and are into women with nose rings and tattoos that say, "Born to raise hell." Come to think of it, you oughta share that contact info, too.
How many did you get right?
So. You want to know who gets the girls? We, the subtle, the irresistible; we, the piano players get the girls. It's always been this way, and it will be this way until a better device that attracts the opposite sex is invented.
We don't know why this is the case (there is a theory that a piano is catnip for women, but it's largely anecdotal); we just know it's true, largely from many generations of experience.
Hint: A synthesizer ain't it. An organ? It only worked for Gregg Allman, and it obviously killed him. No, gentlemen, it's the piano.
"Because bass players have bigger..."
"...Wallets?"
Where’s the data on the gay and bi shredders? I bet those dudes are crushing it.
C’mon admit it, it’s the Accordion ya liar
I’m sure they do just fine.But what about Baby Metal?
And while my wife certainly likes my guitar playing, that wasn't the main attraction, AFAIK.
That’s about the only thing that could get me to a Dead show.I'm not sure, but I think at this point the thread has devolved enough that I should mention that there is a DRAG Grateful Dead tribute band: BERTHA That's a lot of effort to not be gettin' some after the show...
The only problem is that without a virgin to sacrifice, they sacrifice the culprit responsible for the inability to sacrifice the virgin.
I mean, with people who sacrifice other people, there aren't a lot of winners.
Better You Than Me!That’s about the only thing that could get me to a Dead show.
Yeah BUTT What Specifically Is "IT"?Where’s the data on the gay and bi shredders? I bet those dudes are crushing it.
Have you heard the term skin flute? Or in my case skin piccolo. ;-)But the bassoon has that fish-hook shaped attachment for the mouthpiece. So I'd say nah.
I suppose you could go with clarinet, but it's really too far detached from the applicable position relative to the body for serious consideration.
Then, too, you don't find very many metal clarinetists.
Well, she's now a fellow musician after we called her up on stage at a gig (started out as percussionist, now bass player, and vocalist too), so I'm guessing she just likes music...Likes your playing? At least there's that!
I met my wife at the Seriously, This Really IS Hell Experience.
On the bright side, we did get the factory tour.