Man, Paco and I had a fun weekend with the Norovirus.

[László]

I'm past the child sickness thing and am into the grandchild sickness thing.

Here's my suggestion: Always wear a mask around your children.

It's better if they don't know who you are, anyway.

^^ The above observation is clearly a punch line, K? No need to get all upset with this post. Even if it's TRUE.

 

[Black Plaid]

Ooof, sorry to hear, wishing you a speedy recovery.

 

[Moondog Wily]

Kids, can't live with 'em, can't maintain humanity without 'em! And I am one of those kids you can't live with (and luckily has not contributed to maintaining humanity)!! Best wishes on the recovery and future immunity!!!

 

[aphantomvaper]

Hope you feel better, all!!!

I ask the forum, do you know your Fomite count? I try to keep it under 27 per day. I'm not Howard Hughes or anything but I hate touching...things.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I was a kid of the 70’s, we ate handfuls of dirt and that was just last week?

 

[veinbuster]

I was a kid of the 70’s, we ate handfuls of dirt and that was just last week?

My grandfather liked to say "You have to eat a peck of dirt before you die".
I front loaded and ate coal out of the bin in the cellar when I was little. I credit it with making me impervious to viruses and bacteria.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I’m gearing up to get reinfected with this again. We’re taking dude to a kid’s birthday party at one of those indoor trampoline places today.

 

[bodia]

I’m gearing up to get reinfected with this again. We’re taking dude to a kid’s birthday party at one of those indoor trampoline places today.

Oof! Have “fun”

 

[veinbuster]

I’m gearing up to get reinfected with this again. We’re taking dude to a kid’s birthday party at one of those indoor trampoline places today.

Oh, it will be a brand new infection. They breed faster than rabbits.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I’m gearing up to get reinfected with this again. We’re taking dude to a kid’s birthday party at one of those indoor trampoline places today.

Time to hit Superhero mode -

 

[bodia]

Time to hit Superhero mode -

How’d you know he likes latex?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

How’d you know he likes latex?

Who doesn’t? It’s like a full body hug.

 

[DISTORT6]

I’m gearing up to get reinfected with this again. We’re taking dude to a kid’s birthday party at one of those indoor trampoline places today.

Just dive right into the ball pit when you get there.
Might as well get it over with quick.

 

[Moondog Wily]

Who doesn’t? It’s like a full body hug.

Nothing looks better on my 1 pack ab! It really ties the bod together!!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Just dive right into the ball pit when you get there.
Might as well get it over with quick.

This place has foam pits, which, I didn’t think anything else could be grosser than ball pits but, those are.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Nothing looks better on my 1 pack ab! It really ties the bod together!!

I look like a snake that’s still digesting a dog.

 

[DISTORT6]

This place has foam pits, which, I didn’t think anything else could be grosser than ball pits but, those are.

Nice! The sponges soak up all of the runny nose goop better than the balls In the pit.
At the very least, you can bask in the joy that you’ll be passing the plague onto others. Revenge!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

How’d you know he likes latex?

Hey when you know, you know!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Nice! The sponges soak up all of the runny nose goop better than the balls In the pit.
At the very least, you can bask in the joy that you’ll be passing the plague onto others. Revenge!

You said “ balls in the pit” and I went visual

 

[veinbuster]

I look like a snake that’s still digesting a dog.

At least it isn’t the cat.