CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?
Some of you need more fiber...
(ducks and runs for cover)
Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?
How could it possibly be wrong... it's so right!Ahoy polloi.
You guys are doing the wrong movie.
How could it possibly be wrong... it's so right!
Would've thought that, you know *whispers behind hand* being the owner of a multi million dollar company. It would be great if he interacted on here and we could be able to talk to him directly.
You should look him up on Tinder.
Seriously, dial it back.
I'm a blonde with big t!ts and an a$$ that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream.
Vanilla is my favorite.
A line, unfortunately, embraced by my wife.You’ll get nothing, and like it!
French Vanilla. Like regular vanilla, only easy.Then you'll like French Vanilla. It's very much like vanilla, but with more tongue.
Hey baby, wanna earn $14 the hard way?
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
My uncle says you’ve got a screw loose.
Your uncle molests collies.
I’ll teach you the meaning of the word respectYou’re a little monkey woman aren’t you? Yeah, you’re mean, lean, and I bet you’re not too far in between, are you?
Hey! You scratched my anchor!I’ll teach you the meaning of the word respect
Hey! You scratched my anchor!
My father... never liked you
Rat farts!
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.Wanna tie me up with your ties, Ty?
??Oooh Billy Billy Billy