Seriously Terrible Tone? Yes!
I have an Eventide H9 Max, and they've just released a new software version with a distortion algorithm. Now, I love Eventide gear, and I particularly love my H9, but I couldn't imagine how they've got a digital box to do distortion well. Still, my trust in Eventide knows no bounds, so I dutifully downloaded the new version, thinking WTF, it's free for me anyway.
First program up was some kind of gigantic arena rock tone that was so loud, so digital, and so utterly unresponsive to the guitar's volume knob that I nearly screamed in pain and frustration! I went through all of the patches. Not one responded to the volume knob. Turn the knob down and the distortion stays exactly the same, and the only thing that happens is that the sound gets smaller, until, with the guitar at around 2-3, it simply cuts out.
All of these patches sounded about as authentic as a...wait a second, they didn't really sound authentic at all.
Only one was cool, it was a patch that was designed to sound like a broken piece of gear. They did a great job with that one. If you want that broken gear sound, well, you have it now. I dug it.
But for the rest, stick to your analog dirt boxes, boys.
If I was stuck on a desert island with electricity, a guitar, and a single dirt box, and it was this dirt box, I'd play clean for the rest of my life.
I have an Eventide H9 Max, and they've just released a new software version with a distortion algorithm. Now, I love Eventide gear, and I particularly love my H9, but I couldn't imagine how they've got a digital box to do distortion well. Still, my trust in Eventide knows no bounds, so I dutifully downloaded the new version, thinking WTF, it's free for me anyway.
First program up was some kind of gigantic arena rock tone that was so loud, so digital, and so utterly unresponsive to the guitar's volume knob that I nearly screamed in pain and frustration! I went through all of the patches. Not one responded to the volume knob. Turn the knob down and the distortion stays exactly the same, and the only thing that happens is that the sound gets smaller, until, with the guitar at around 2-3, it simply cuts out.
All of these patches sounded about as authentic as a...wait a second, they didn't really sound authentic at all.
Only one was cool, it was a patch that was designed to sound like a broken piece of gear. They did a great job with that one. If you want that broken gear sound, well, you have it now. I dug it.
But for the rest, stick to your analog dirt boxes, boys.
If I was stuck on a desert island with electricity, a guitar, and a single dirt box, and it was this dirt box, I'd play clean for the rest of my life.