dmatthews
Dave's not here
except Bruce doing a Prince impression. But that's why they...A pink car with a purple bumper, nobody except...
except Bruce doing a Prince impression. But that's why they...A pink car with a purple bumper, nobody except...
say there's a butt for every seat, those salesmen do. Why just yesterday ...
...it was the day before today. Time flies when...
Lola, who likes pink and loves purple, but not as much as she loves...A pink car with a purple bumper, nobody except...
Lola, who likes pink and loves purple, but not as much as she loves...
saviour. It does a great job of keeping toxic waste off of your...Latex because it was once her...
saviour. It does a great job of keeping toxic waste off of your...
Ding Dong! The doorbell rang, I went to go see who it was and...
tolex amps. Everyone knows leather makes them...Imagine my surprise when I opened the door to see Ricardo Montalban standing there. He proceeded to try to sell me a bolt of rich Corinthian leather to cover my....
tolex amps. Everyone knows leather makes them...
...sound like a Fantasy. Island legend has it that...
...you have to simplify your playing afterwards, especially if you have any tattoos. No D aug, D sus 2, D add 9 add 11 chords or anything like that - D PLAIN! D PLAIN!!! Otherwise...
you're chances of straying into inadvertent banjo tunings are likely. Which could lead to...
not wearing pants, which is very liberating but...overalls and shoeless-ness, which is a precursor to...
not wearing pants, which is very liberating but...
are the Terminator, in which case
a well-placed antimatter shot shell by Sarah Conner, who happens to be ....