Well, let's see. You could remove the glued in neck (it has been done by others but the PTC won't do it). Then you pretty much bandsaw off the whole top of the guitar body. Glue on a new maple top, then carve the top. Re-rout all the pickup cavities and drill all new holes for the knobs and bridge. Glue the neck back on, refinish the whole guitar. Does that all sound easy and/or cheap to do?