I did not expect this response...

[CandidPicker]

What's the difference between a guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.



What's the difference between a guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Bass player is at the back of the rehearsal room, knocking seven bells of sh!te out of the drummer. The guitarist and singer walk in and say:

“Why the h€ll are you doing that?! What did he do to you??”

The bassist replies:

“He de-tuned my bass”

The singer says:

“Just retune it then!”

The bass player replies:

“He won’t tell me which string!”

 

[bodia]

Bass player is at the back of the rehearsal room, knocking seven bells of sh!te out of the drummer. The guitarist and singer walk in and say:

“Why the h€ll are you doing that?! What did he do to you??”

The bassist replies:

“He de-tuned my bass”

The singer says:

“Just retune it then!”

The bass player replies:

“He won’t tell me which string!”

 

[Moondog Wily]

Trying to put together a new band, have a Craigslist ad posted. I surprisingly have drummers and bass players coming out of the woodwork. I have a few set to come over when I get an email from yet another drummer who lives over an hour away, which is fine but is something of a warning flag to me. Anyway, since I have others already scheduled, I responded to him with "Hey John - have 2 potential drummers coming in soon, but will keep you in mind if they don’t work out."

That didn't strike me as a rude response.

Just got this in my email:
"Well, if you aren't even interested in giving me an audition unless the other two don't work out first, it probably would not be a good fit. I'm not interested in being the last, desperate choice because others didn't work out. Thanx anyway."

I'm feeling like I dodged a bullet with that dude.

Amazing how our very nature is in question with every word/action we speak/take these days! Congrats on dodging that bullet!

 

[Moondog Wily]

That's okay - maybe you'll find something else.

Like...

F'in HILARIOUS!! Left a message to see if he needed a cowbell player, I have not received any response (of course, I live like 90 minutes away by snail, so I get it)!!

 

[Fram]

How do you know there is a drummer at your door ?

Real fancy knock, then forgets to come in......