1000 posts about nothing

[Boogie]

And as I stepped over him I offered a beer but ...

I made the wrong decision and...

 

[dmatthews]

And as I stepped over him I offered a beer but ...

I noticed he had a C cell lodged in his throat. Grabbing a fork I

 

[Tucson Thump]

I noticed he had a C cell lodged in his throat. Grabbing a fork I

started to eat the last of the left-over Tater-Tots while I pondered the situation. Quick thinking was never my strong point.

Just then the lights came on and ....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

started to eat the last of the left-over Tater-Tots while I pondered the situation. Quick thinking was never my strong point.

Just then the lights came on and ....

I noticed a shirtless dude in silver pants doing yoga..

 

[veinbuster]

I noticed a shirtless dude in silver pants doing yoga..

So I asked if he knew Lulu

 

[Mike Duncan]

These are exciting times we live in....

 

[Mike Duncan]

Or, you never forget your first thousand.

 

[Tosca]

The faint odor of veuve-clicquot filled the air...reminding me of a freshly cleaned and heavily modded SE...

 

[drdoom8793]

I've got a little less than 200 posts to reach 1000, but mine are pretty terrible too!

 

[Tucson Thump]

So I asked if he knew Lulu

and to my surprise, in a perfect Patagonian accent, he replied ...

 

[dmatthews]

and to my surprise, in a perfect Patagonian accent, he replied ...

But of course! I love those sheer pants! Just then, the yoga instructor from down the street came in and said

 

[Tucson Thump]

"You Downward-Facing Dog! You've stolen my favorite pants!" But I was more interested in his shoes, which were

 

[bodia]

"You Downward-Facing Dog! You've stolen my favorite pants!" But I was more interested in his shoes, which were

Bright yellow

 

[dmatthews]

Bright yellow

They were so bright that Kramer convulsed, dislodging the C cell which rocketed towards me and knocked the single remaining tater tot into my esophagus. Now I found myself...

 

[Tucson Thump]

wishing I had paid my last medical insurance premium instead of

 

[dmatthews]

wishing I had paid my last medical insurance premium instead of

masticating. As I slowly lost consciousness Kramer dialed 911, but that's not who showed up. It was

 

[bodia]

masticating. As I slowly lost consciousness Kramer dialed 911, but that's not who showed up. It was

David Hasselhoff in his Baywatch trunks lugging a.....

 

[dmatthews]

David Hasselhoff in his Baywatch trunks lugging a.....

Pamela Anderson blow up doll. But what was that hissing sound...

 

[veinbuster]

Pamela Anderson blow up doll. But what was that hissing sound...

accompanied by the smell of gas?

 

[bodia]

accompanied by the smell of gas?

But it smells like the type that accompanies Sergios faux meat tacos. Which could only mean....