1000 posts about nothing

[veinbuster]

But it smells like the type that accompanies Sergios faux meat tacos. Which could only mean....

Santana Fest was about to begin!

 

[dmatthews]

Santana Fest was about to begin!

Buoyed by the scintillating scent of used faux meat tacos, Kramer grabbed a phone book to search for Sergios number. That's when the...

 

[veinbuster]

Buoyed by the scintillating scent of used faux meat tacos, Kramer grabbed a phone book to search for Sergios number. That's when the...

Batteries found their way into the stairwell creating havoc with arriving guests.

 

[dmatthews]

Batteries found their way into the stairwell creating havoc with arriving guests.

And it was a disaster. First to arrive was Elon Musk. Not used to alkaline batteries at all he stepped on one of them and tumbled horribly down the stairs. Like a bunny, he just kept going and going ultimately breaking his...

 

[Tucson Thump]

word that we would all be fossil-free. Bouncing to the bottom of the landing he tumbled into Barney the Dinosaur ....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

word that we would all be fossil-free. Bouncing to the bottom of the landing he tumbled into Barney the Dinosaur ....

Costume that bodia wore to his last Furries convention where he met..

 

[Tosca]

Costume that bodia wore to his last Furries convention where he met..

...the man with the golden...

 

[Tucson Thump]

flowing locks, Gorgeous George, who was ready to wrestle ..

 

[dmatthews]

flowing locks, Gorgeous George, who was ready to wrestle ..

a trestle whilst using a mortar and pestle in his space vessel. The countdown started...

 

[alantig]

"Four! Three! Two! One" shouted the bassist of the dyslexic Rmaonse tribute band...

 

[bodia]

"Four! Three! Two! One" shouted the bassist of the dyslexic Rmaonse tribute band...

and just then, the Fire Marshall showed up with a bag of...

 

[11top]

It works. I stole the idea from Markie.

Who?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Who?

Some guy who used to hang out.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

and just then, the Fire Marshall showed up with a bag of...

C batteries, but they were all dead as a....

 

[AP515]

C batteries, but they were all dead as a....

Chicago drug lord informant that talks in his sleep. Luckily the dead C batteries make excellent ...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Chicago drug lord informant that talks in his sleep. Luckily the dead C batteries make excellent ...

ballast to put in the bag with the dead opossum. Or was it just playing dead, because just then

 

[bodia]

ballast to put in the bag with the dead opossum. Or was it just playing dead, because just then

it sprang to life, scaring the

 

[veinbuster]

it sprang to life, scaring the

pants off of J Lo

 

[Tosca]

pants off of J Lo

The shirtless dude in silver yoga pants was obviously happy about this...however, being in downward facing dog position...he sprained his...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

The shirtless dude in silver yoga pants was obviously happy about this...however, being in downward facing dog position...he sprained his...

medulla oblongata, which can cause fatal reggae mylitis if you don't..