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...Umpa Lumpas, who where recently laid off at the chocolate factory due to....


A hostile takeover, helmed by Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. No one knew how ruthless she was until,she brought in the Lollipop Guild to...
 
...not expect a Spanish Inquisition? Honestly, excruciatingly painful...

...sarcasm, pathos, hyperbole, metaphor - 'e knew 'em all. Doug Piranah was a master of torture. His brother Dinsdale was stalked be a giant hedgehog named Spiney Norman. Certainly unusual unless you take in account...
 
...sarcasm, pathos, hyperbole, metaphor - 'e knew 'em all. Doug Piranah was a master of torture. His brother Dinsdale was stalked be a giant hedgehog named Spiney Norman. Certainly unusual unless you take in account...
Spiney had scoliosis, which led him to consistently...
 
Spiney had scoliosis, which led him to consistently...
...veer off to the left, making his pursuit of Dinsdale somewhat challenging yet rewarding, like a handicap in horse racing. Once Spiney did get a hold of him....
 
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