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  1. Tucson Thump

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    well-ventilated bus to take you to ....
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    the Spanx factory in order to facilitate...
     
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    veinbuster In the cards

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    the addition of a zipper to facilitate the expulsion of...
     
  4. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    The hamster that somehow got lodged in....
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...a Motel 6. The hamster failed to pay rent, so he was evicted. He left only to take up residence in a Holiday Inn in Indianapolis, indeed. In other words...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    Since squirrels have no education, they're not aware of squatters rights laws. Which is a shame because...
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    Indiana wants me, but Lord I can't go back, so instead I hopped on my bicycle and headed west. Unfortunately I slammed into a deep pothole and...
     
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    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    and went a$$ over t!ts over the bars. I smacked my melon on the man-hole cover, which was odd because I don't....
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    Often miss open man-holes or melons, especially when they're combined like on those...
     
  10. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    on Alyssa Edwards. Because there's is no way walkin' down a crowded street I wouldn't look.....
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    up the skirt first to make sure that...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    It wasn't a skort. Man, I hate those things, it's like you get all excited and then...
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...it's an Epiphone. Those damn things ought to be outlawed because...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    the name is misleading. There's no phone, you can't make calls with it, only...
     
  15. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    That's not all. I tried to revive an OD with an Epiphone once. Turns out it's not an Epi pen either. Of course, they are good for...
     
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    veinbuster In the cards

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    Decorating the walls of a log cabin in the woods. Which also happens to be the best place to...
     
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    hang the tanned skin of that glowing alien you caught in the woods that one fateful night when ...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    I got high from huffing cleaning products and went to shoot that potato gun I made from...
     
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    those old-stye steel Colt 45 malt liquor cans and a Mr. Potato Head but suddenly ...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    Billy Dee Williams called and told me to...
     
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