Tucson Thump
Mint Heavy Relic
and after White Castle sliders, you definitely have to run for the nearest...
well-ventilated bus to take you to ....
and after White Castle sliders, you definitely have to run for the nearest...
the Spanx factory in order to facilitate...well-ventilated bus to take you to ....
the addition of a zipper to facilitate the expulsion of...the Spanx factory in order to facilitate...
the addition of a zipper to facilitate the expulsion of...
The hamster that somehow got lodged in....
...a Motel 6. The hamster failed to pay rent, so he was evicted. He left only to take up residence in a Holiday Inn in Indianapolis, indeed. In other words...
Indiana wants me, but Lord I can't go back, so instead I hopped on my bicycle and headed west. Unfortunately I slammed into a deep pothole and...Since squirrels have no education, they're not aware of squatters rights laws. Which is a shame because...
Indiana wants me, but Lord I can't go back, so instead I hopped on my bicycle and headed west. Unfortunately I slammed into a deep pothole and...
and went a$$ over t!ts over the bars. I smacked my melon on the man-hole cover, which was odd because I don't....
Often miss open man-holes or melons, especially when they're combined like on those...
up the skirt first to make sure that...on Alyssa Edwards. Because there's is no way walkin' down a crowded street I wouldn't look.....
up the skirt first to make sure that...
It wasn't a skort. Man, I hate those things, it's like you get all excited and then...
...it's an Epiphone. Those damn things ought to be outlawed because...
the name is misleading. There's no phone, you can't make calls with it, only...
Decorating the walls of a log cabin in the woods. Which also happens to be the best place to...That's not all. I tried to revive an OD with an Epiphone once. Turns out it's not an Epi pen either. Of course, they are good for...
hang the tanned skin of that glowing alien you caught in the woods that one fateful night when ...
those old-stye steel Colt 45 malt liquor cans and a Mr. Potato Head but suddenly ...