In case anyone is wondering, a dental crown costs about as much as a new S2 McCarty 594 Thinline. I would have picked a blue one.
While at the dentist's I did think of other ways you could disguise guitar cases to avoid potential theft: make it look like it contains hazardous chemicals, rattlesnakes, or wasps. Yeah, wasps. "Property of National Entomology Laboratory. Caution: Genetically Modified Wasps." And go to gigs wearing a combo beekeeper/hazmat outfit. But people could also think you're in a Devo tribute band.