So imagine the dumb schmuck who gets an invitation to the "Indy Mini Experience"
assumes Indy must be something about races
is a bit surprised, but honoured, that his interest in racing was remembered
and replies "thanks for the invitation, but I'll wait and go to the real race in the summer
...bummer...
lucky for me, I've had years to practice acknowledging an error in judgement and am able to amend a 'no thanks' to an 'abso-fuggin-lutely'