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occasionally suck on a C-cell battery. I grabbed one from the opossum bag and ...
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shoved it up my sea shell, so that she could sell it, but there was an issue...
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down by the sea shore. Apparently, it was because the Hoff left his post in order to
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apply fresh baby oil
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to a manatee with a mustache that looked just like...
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I'm not sure who, but he could play that guitar like a-ringing a bell down at
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...The Ramrod sports bar...where men are men, and women are...
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the best chocolate cake you've ever seen, I'll tell you...
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...and a huge shrimp cocktail, with shrimp the size of a...
...small woodland rodent, slathered with...
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from New York, it's Saturday Night!!! The TV in the next room blared, and I thought to myself...
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this could be heaven or this could be hell...
but it was neither. It was a bar. And with all the bars in all the world, I had to end up in a bar with...
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pink and yellow swirly drinks
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...that altered my judgement and I ended up going home that night with...
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A knight who looked like Wayne Knight but sang like Otis Day...
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Tucson Thump
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but was really Lola. L O L A . Lola. We danced the lobster quadrille and then she said
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