1000 posts about nothing

[bodia]

cattails, which they ate when the danced the forbidden dance of ....

The Summer Fruits, which, ironically, had nothing to do with fruit. It was all about...

 

[rugerpc]

The Summer Fruits, which, ironically, had nothing to do with fruit. It was all about...

nuts, which are like fruits, but not quite. In another twist of irony, the Winter Nut Fesitval was all about...

 

[Tosca]

Trying to keep your nuts from freezing...because...as we all know...the only thing worse than frozen nuts is...

 

[rugerpc]

Trying to keep your nuts from freezing...because...as we all know...the only thing worse than frozen nuts is...

no nuts at all. Just ask...

 

[Tosca]

Any anorectic squirrel...just make sure you don't let them see where you hide your...

 

[veinbuster]

Any anorectic squirrel...just make sure you don't let them see where you hide your...

nuts or they will run away with them and...

 

[Tucson Thump]

join the circus, where they perform squirrel feats with the bearded lady who ...

 

[dmatthews]

join the circus, where they perform squirrel feats with the bearded lady who ...

has had more nuts (and not the way you like it) than a...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

has had more nuts (and not the way you like it) than a...

hardware store. In fact here's an interesting tidbit about the founder of those old Handy Andy stores...

 

[Tucson Thump]

hardware store. In fact here's an interesting tidbit about the founder of those old Handy Andy stores...

did you know he was the president of the Albert Einstein Hair Club For Men and also

 

[Huggy Love]

did you know he was the president of the Albert Einstein Hair Club For Men and also

....a mighty fine luthier....

 

[veinbuster]

....a mighty fine luthier....

None of which were skills of use at the moment. What was needed was...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

None of which were skills of use at the moment. What was needed was...

A first-rate pool boy, because the hot tub filter was clogged with...

 

[veinbuster]

A first-rate pool boy, because the hot tub filter was clogged with...

a squirrel who chose the wrong place to hide the stolen c cells.

 

[alantig]

a squirrel who chose the wrong place to hide the stolen c cells.

Or at least it was the wrong place assuming the squirrel didn't want to be stuck in the hot tub filter, a questionable assumption given that the hot tub was frequently populated by...

 

[Huggy Love]

Or at least it was the wrong place assuming the squirrel didn't want to be stuck in the hot tub filter, a questionable assumption given that the hot tub was frequently populated by...

....loose women and by feral cats, that sometimes feed on squirrels when they're groggy and move slowly after getting out of a steaming hot tub........

 

[Boogie]

....loose women and by feral cats, that sometimes feed on squirrels when they're groggy and move slowly after getting out of a steaming hot tub........

...full of beer and brats, or, at least, what we thought were brats...and beer...

 

[dmatthews]

so everyone left the hot tub and went inside to watch Caddyshack. That's when...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Carl, confused and thinking we said bring TNN, pulled out Minnie Pearl who sang ....

 

[goat-n-gitter]

Carl, confused and thinking we said bring TNN, pulled out Minnie Pearl who sang ....

A rousing rendition of Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" and played a barn-burner of a solo on the....