Where has DTR been hiding?

[Alnus Rubra]

I once had a girlfriend who said I was an ass man.

She was kind of flat-chested - I had no choice!

 

[aamefford]

Aliens have been running the footage from your last abduction and anal probing on basic cable. Even more bizarre is Funyuns is running ads non-stop during your abduction footage.

I think your anus has a future as a Funyuns spokesmodel.

In the hope that you are one who visualizes what they read, you leave me no choice but to return the gauntlet:

“Leather Cheerio”

Take that good sir!

 

[HANGAR18]

I heard from a friend there working covertly on the SE Doubleneck. Finally I get to get one.

I've been dropping that suggestion in the suggestion box for a long time. A McCarty 594 double neck would be awesome!

 

[aamefford]

I wasn’t sure where to drop this - they spelled @DreamTheaterRules ’ alter ego wrong, but he’s got a crystal named after him:

Scientists Confirm the Incredible Existence of Wigner Crystals — Popular Mechanics

A phenomenon once confined to equations breaks into the observable world.

apple.news

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

WignerRules!

 

[alantig]

I thought Wigner was the hair supplier for the last Kiss tour.

 

[Bogner]

WignerRules!

Not My President!