things only a guitar player can say with a straight face?

[watelessness]

"I can't find my nut sauce."

"I just broke my G string. Can I borrow one from you?"

 

[rugerpc]

"I can't find my pick. Look into my f-hole and tell me what you see in there."

 

[Bill SAS 513]

Dang, I didn't think it was possible but it is contagious ...my wife gave me PRS...( sorry for the lame first attempt)

 

[justmund]

Wow that's the best wood I've seen in a long time

 

[László]

I need a hot pickup.

 

[justmund]

Ooh, time to play, better get my strap on...

 

[WEDGE]

I have a problem and am not sure if it is my saddle or my nut

 

[guitarman001]

Hahahaha, great thread!!!

 

[markintime]

"I feel all strung out."

 

[RVA]

"The post in my stoptail came loose."

"Are you more of a stoptail or whammy guy?"

 

[RVA]

No, I'm not into locking nuts, but rolling nuts are great!

 

[RVA]

I heard PRS has brass nuts...or maybe they are just impregnated.

 

[MOBirds]

"My G string is binding at the nut"

 

[NomadMike]

Yes, I am a famous guitarist. May I take your order?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I don't need to learn how to read music.

 

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

This is the last guitar, baby. I swear.

 

[Buildermike]

This is my interpretation of that solo.

 

[László]

I prefer a slo-blo.

 

[NomadMike]

How can I be too loud, I can still hear the rest of the band?

 

[Mikegarveyblues]

"My fingering technique has improved so much in the past few months"

I think all these things are best said with a face (and voice) like this...