you could pay someone to be your live, life size yoda man servant.
You Won $1.1 Billion
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veinbuster
Zombie Three, DFZ
My wife and I discussed this from time to time on long drives. The answer was to give most of it away, starting with buying property to build a sanctuary for cancer patients and their family. It happens that a property I consider perfect for that is up for sale a walk away from my house. Good acreage next to a nesting ground for water birds. A pond that freezes well for winter skating and a beautiful walking path maintained by the town at the edge of the property. It was a bit out of our price range the last time it came up for sale.
Ovibos
Naughty Wood Librarian
Stop, you'll trigger @IshGuitars PTSD.
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Bwahahahahahahaha!
andy474x
Knows the Drill
Dibs on his plan, or on the prospect of installing the Jaws chompers?
The chompers… but, Sergio has known that I have dibs on his grill for a long time now.
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Zombie Zero, DFZ
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Careful what you wish for.
www.foxnews.com
10 times hitting the lottery jackpot ended in disaster: 'I wish I'd torn that ticket up'
One lucky American could win Friday's $1.1 billion Mega Millions jackpot on Friday but striking it rich has ended in despair for many winners throughout history.
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alantig
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I used to think I'd quit my job. Then I figured, why waste *my* time - I'll just stop going in. Let them use their time and money to come fire me.
alantig
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I'd probably get a big smile on my face. Then I'd tell my wife to start packing because I just won the lottery. When she asked what she should pack for - beach, mountains, etc. - I just say, "It really doesn't matter. Just pack your sh!t and get out."
alantig
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Or to again quote the great Todd Snider...
"If I ever do get my money together, I'm gonna take care of all my friends.
Buy an island, run a phone line, call 'em, tell 'em all to get *#$^ed.
Oh - that oughta take care of them!"
Slightly NSFW:
"If I ever do get my money together, I'm gonna take care of all my friends.
Buy an island, run a phone line, call 'em, tell 'em all to get *#$^ed.
Oh - that oughta take care of them!"
Slightly NSFW:
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matonanjin
New Member
No nice amp to compliment them?
tiboy
New Member
Buy a Gulfstream 5 and a tux. Then I’d hire Puss* Galore and her team to pilot me around the world. When asked my name I’d say, “Rich, Very Rich.”
I wouldn't want publicity, that's for sure. Every lunatic would be at my door. After I found a lawyer and tax people I could trust (is there such a thing?) I'd fix up my little house that I'm very content in and other than helping family and giving to charity I really don't know what I'd do. Wait, I know what I'd buy! New carpeting! That would be great! One more thing, I'd go out to Arizona to visit two of my brothers.
I'm not the type who'd go on some stupid spending spree and I'd still be driving my 2018 Ford Focus.
And I would still remain single! I can hear some women already: "But I love you money......err, I mean, honey!"
I'm not the type who'd go on some stupid spending spree and I'd still be driving my 2018 Ford Focus.
And I would still remain single! I can hear some women already: "But I love you money......err, I mean, honey!"
sergiodeblanc
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I dunno if you can quit being a trophy wife? Nobody ever has.
CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
Watch 3rd Rock
Buy a pizza
Stay home
Wonder why you spent $100 on scratch tickets when millions of others did the same, decreasing your chances to about 0.000000000000000000000000001% chance of winning
Deposit $100 you saved for that fake Rolex watch you had your eye on.
jxe
babe en der wood
why bother? let her waste her resources to come divorce you.
jxe
babe en der wood
kendra quit hef.
DogPhishHead
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I’m commissioning Boston Dynamics and CMU to build me the Ironman Mark 85 nano tech suit, with full weaponry. The AI voice in the helmet would be Paul.
