Merry Merry

[Herr Squid]

Accordions don’t bother me.

You realize that is a challenge, yes?

 

[Herr Squid]

You need to be on the lookout for a Slide Whoopi Cushion (otherwise known as a trombone).

Funny, I always got along particularly well with trombone players.

 

[Herr Squid]

Are cats really ever a fan of anything?

Something to shred. Naps. Laps (once they reach a certain age/decrepitude). Cardboard boxes. Understand that and you can't go far wrong with them.

 

[aphantomvaper]

Funny, I always got along particularly well with trombone players.

Me too until I start calling them "trom-boners".

 

[Tucson Thump]

"I want to sell you a car with Bondo"