Your Seasonal Humor, Plz...

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  1. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Energized

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    I'll begin, since this is the season...

    One bright sunny day after church, a wife and husband were driving in her car.

    A small bunny hopped out into the lane of traffic.

    The wife driving the car tried to swerve, but clipped the rabbit and knocked him to the side of the roadway.

    The woman immediately pulled over and got out of the car. She was frantic. "OMG, I've killed a rabbit. Honey, what'll I do?"

    The husband sat looking over the passenger seat towards the back of the car. The wife remembered, "I know!"

    The wife opened the trunk and pulled out a can of something. She walked over to the rabbit and sprayed it.

    "Psssst! Psssst!" The bunny rolled over, coughed a little, got up, hopped away, and waved, hopped away and waved thanks."

    The husband was dumbfounded. "Honey, what the heck was that?"

    The wife replied, "You'll never believe it, Hair Spray. See on the can? 'Restores life to dead hair, adds bounce and permanent wave!' "
     
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  2. DISTORT6

    DISTORT6 NJ Devil

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    Well...there is the Sam Kinison routine about Easter...:p:D
     
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  3. Wakester

    Wakester Re Member

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    I know string of knock knock jokes, but they don't translate well to written word.
     
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  6. aphantomvaper

    aphantomvaper New Member

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    I got a Knock Knock joke. You go first...
     
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    Tosca Zombie 10, DFZ

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  8. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    While out for a Spring drive........

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