You Won $1.1 Billion

[]-[@n$0Ma☩!©]

I mean... you JUST won. As in, haven't told a single person yet.

You haven't even turned in the ticket.

Now what?

Details please.

Mega Millions lottery jackpot now over $1 billion — a past winner shares secrets

As the Mega Millions lottery jackpot now swells to over $1 billion, Tim Schultz tells Fox News Digital what it was like to win a Powerball lottery in Iowa of $28 million in 1999.

www.foxnews.com

 

[sergiodeblanc]

1) Lay down and sh!t myself.
2) Turn in ticket.
3) Deposit check
4) Make appointment to get Jaws metal teeth implants.

 

[bodia]

Take a picture of myself with the winning ticket. Proof of winning. After I crap my pants. Call a dealer to get that "Forum" guitar build started for my PS. A couple of shots of bourbon.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

*Oh, and buy a life size Yoda statue.

 

[Bogner]

I would finally be able to fill up the gas tank of my car.

 

[Texas_minor_blues]

1. Claim ticket
2. take cash option
3. deposit into swiss bank account
4. fake my death so family doesnt ask me for $
5. commission a 513 Private Stock to be made by Paul himself

 

[andy474x]

1) Lay down and sh!t myself.
2) Turn in ticket.
3) Deposit check
4) Make appointment to get Jaws metal teeth implants.

Dibs.

 

[bodia]

Dibs.

Dibs on his plan, or on the prospect of installing the Jaws chompers?

 

[ruger9]

Find a tax accountant to help me deal with it. Once it's dealt with, I give half to charity. The other half, I pay off all my family's (and extended family's) .. and maybe even close friends... debt. That's the IMPORTANT stuff.

Then I can start thinking about how to spend it.

 

[Kiwi]

Well, to be serious about this, here's some solid advice:

What to Do If You Win the Lottery

Even though I've never really dreamed of winning the lottery, I'd be dishonest if I said I never thought about what might happen if I did score a life-changing jackpot. Like many fellow players, I'm not sure I'd be prepared to handle everything that came next. It seems like every year, news...

www.moneycrashers.com

Interesting point: No hurry to claim it immediately. Slow down and plan this out before claiming.

See if state law allows you to stay anonymous. Avoid publicity. Go into Witness Protection mode and relocate. Set up a trust to receive the proceeds. Order a Private Stock.

=K

 

[matonanjin]

The rear door on the back of my SUV is stuck. I would get it fixed.

 

[Rusty Chops]

Hookers and blow

 

[Slow Dog Noodle]

After taxes? Buy a yellow tiger private stock mccarty 594 and an orange tiger private stock hollow body. That should about take care of it.

 

[Anachronism]

I'd be wondering how I got the ticket in the first place. After that, I'd be talking to some lawyers and financial planners. But eventually I'd get around to the guitars, probably starting with the greatest 513 ever made (basically my 2004 with even more bling and expanded electronics).

 

[WEDGE]

Call the factory and book a day with PRSh to spec some private stocks……

 

[Ovibos]

Why am I the first one to say QUIT MY JOB?!?

What is wrong with you people? I like my job and all, but NotWorking >>> Working.

 

[aamefford]

Hookers and blow

Beat me to those exact words. And I honestly don’t want either. It just had to be said!

 

[aamefford]

Really, take the above noted path. Lawyer and financial planner that hopefully aren’t crooks, family, charity, disappear.

 

[DISTORT6]

Two words:
Barrett-Jackson

 

[aamefford]

Why am I the first one to say QUIT MY JOB?!?

What is wrong with you people? I like my job and all, but NotWorking >>> Working.

With the hookers and blow, I’ll get fired, so goes without saying? (I jest as noted previously)