OK, in all fantasy seriousness, I leave my new home studio on the Grand Corniche, drive my AMG GTS (bourgeois, yes I know, but it reminds me a bit of the old 300 SL and it does do 0-60 in just over 3 seconds...) to the Nice airport, fly to the US and to Scranton, PA, and drive to Northeast Music Center to say hi to Jack and grab the PRS Dragon he has coming. I guess I pick up a PRS 4 x 12 while I'm there, to go with the PRS amps I already have.
From there, I fly to Detroit to meet with the guys at Vintage King, and order an all-tube rackmount summing mixer made by Manley, along with a few of their Vox Boxes, and some other outboard gear.
I also order one of each of the Royer ribbon mic models in their line. I really love Royers on a guitar cab. Actually, I really love Royer mics on just about anything. At the same time, I buy my mother and brothers all new houses because why not?
I stop in Chicago and do the same thing for my daughters.
I head to LA and buy my son a house in Malibu on the ocean. And a bunch of the old guitars and amps that he likes, along with a bunch of stuff to tour with.
Then I head back to France for the rest of the winter.