Yo Momma jokes or Knock Knock jokes? Go!

[John Beef]

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Yo Mama so dirty she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

 

[Huggy Love]

nobody likes "knock knock" jokes ............................. except toddlers.

 

[ElrytNamrogo]

 

[bodia]

Knock knocks, but only for the groan factor

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Yo Momma jokes, especially now that my mother has recently passed. I can immediately shut them down by saying my mom is dead, maybe cry a bit, and make the person telling the jokes really uncomfortable. Thus coming out on top empathically and winning every time.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Knock knock, but only this one!

 

[Wakester]

nobody likes "knock knock" jokes ............................. except toddlers.

so.... Us?

 

[garrett]

"Knock, knock!"

"Who's there?"

"YO MOMMA!"


2 for 1, you're welcome.

 

[garrett]

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I think I like The Pharcyde more than everything.

 

[Wakester]

"Knock, knock!"

"Who's there?"

"YO MOMMA!"


2 for 1, you're welcome.

Yo mama so lazy, she won't even get that knock knock joke.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Yo mama so lazy, she won't even get that knock knock joke.

Wah! Wah!! Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!

 

[Robertk]

Knock Knock...
Whos Der...
Joe...
Joe who...
Joe Mamma

 

[Deli6505]

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks judo is what they use to make bagels...

 

[alantig]

Yo mama is so stupid, she was disappointed her blood test came back B- after she studied all night.

 

[alantig]

Yo mama is so stupid, when her friends asked her if she ever had the "big O", she said, "I never even met Oscar Robertson, let alone banged him".

 

[dcm_guitar]

I'm going to go out on a limb, and assume that "Dad" jokes are also in play despite the fact they aren't part of the title.

Warning: Dad joke content. This is neither a Yo Mama joke nor a Knock Knock joke. However, it is simply the greatest Dad joke in existence....


How do you think the unthinkable?












With an ithberg.



Think about it.......

 

[bodia]

I'm going to go out on a limb, and assume that "Dad" jokes are also in play despite the fact they aren't part of the title.

Warning: Dad joke content. This is neither a Yo Mama joke nor a Knock Knock joke. However, it is simply the greatest Dad joke in existence....


How do you think the unthinkable?












With an ithberg.



Think about it.......

groan!

 

[Matte82]

You mama so stupid, someone said it’s chilly outside, and she ran and grabbed a bowl.

 

[JimmyD]

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Yo Mama so dirty she has more crabs than Red Lobster.

I talked to yo mom last night and she likes the yo mama jokes!