Yo Momma jokes or Knock Knock jokes? Go!

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  1. John Beef

    John Beef Opaque

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    Knock, Knock! Who's There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?

    Yo Mama so dirty she has more crabs than Red Lobster.
     
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  2. Huggy B

    Huggy B It's just a snack.

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    nobody likes "knock knock" jokes ............................. except toddlers.:p
     
  3. ElrytNamrogo

    ElrytNamrogo My name be scrambled

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  4. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Knock knocks, but only for the groan factor
     
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  5. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    Yo Momma jokes, especially now that my mother has recently passed. I can immediately shut them down by saying my mom is dead, maybe cry a bit, and make the person telling the jokes really uncomfortable. Thus coming out on top empathically and winning every time.
     
  6. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Knock knock, but only this one!

     
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  7. Wakester

    Wakester Class Clown

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    so.... Us?
     
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  8. garrett

    garrett Not a New Member

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    "Knock, knock!"

    "Who's there?"

    "YO MOMMA!"


    2 for 1, you're welcome.
     
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    garrett Not a New Member

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  10. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    I think I like The Pharcyde more than everything.
     
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  11. Wakester

    Wakester Class Clown

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    Yo mama so lazy, she won't even get that knock knock joke.:D
     
  12. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Wah! Wah!! Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!:p
     
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  13. Robertk

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    Knock Knock...
    Whos Der...
    Joe...
    Joe who...
    Joe Mamma
     
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  14. Deli6505

    Deli6505 Rockin' the D!

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    Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks judo is what they use to make bagels...
     
  15. alantig

    alantig Sassyless pants

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    Yo mama is so stupid, she was disappointed her blood test came back B- after she studied all night.
     
  16. alantig

    alantig Sassyless pants

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    Yo mama is so stupid, when her friends asked her if she ever had the "big O", she said, "I never even met Oscar Robertson, let alone banged him".
     
  17. dcm_guitar

    dcm_guitar New Member

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    I'm going to go out on a limb, and assume that "Dad" jokes are also in play despite the fact they aren't part of the title.

    Warning: Dad joke content. This is neither a Yo Mama joke nor a Knock Knock joke. However, it is simply the greatest Dad joke in existence....


    How do you think the unthinkable?












    With an ithberg.



    Think about it.......
     
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  18. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    groan!
     
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  19. Matte82

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    You mama so stupid, someone said it’s chilly outside, and she ran and grabbed a bowl.
     
  20. JimmyD

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    I talked to yo mom last night and she likes the yo mama jokes!
     

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