Writing Exercise

Bergkamp

But this is how *I'm* meant to sound...
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I was bored one day in November, likely avoiding doing useful work, so of course I opened up a new tab on my trusty (not that trusty...) lappie and started drooling over gear I couldn't currently afford. Everyone does that, right? I had recently been on a PRS factory tour with a couple work friends, and picked up a couple items at the West St East shop (gorgeous supple leather strap, set of strings, and... this item). Had the quirky idea to check if anyone had ever written a review (on Sweetwater, as it happened) for the logo-emblazoned glass I'd picked up, and upon confirming my suspicions that no one else was as ridiculous as me, decided to write one. The exercise aspect of it all was to take a non-musical item and treat it as an instrument. In case the link doesn't show, you can search for "PRS signature logo soda can glass."

 
I was bored one day in November, likely avoiding doing useful work, so of course I opened up a new tab on my trusty (not that trusty...) lappie and started drooling over gear I couldn't currently afford. Everyone does that, right? I had recently been on a PRS factory tour with a couple work friends, and picked up a couple items at the West St East shop (gorgeous supple leather strap, set of strings, and... this item). Had the quirky idea to check if anyone had ever written a review (on Sweetwater, as it happened) for the logo-emblazoned glass I'd picked up, and upon confirming my suspicions that no one else was as ridiculous as me, decided to write one. The exercise aspect of it all was to take a non-musical item and treat it as an instrument. In case the link doesn't show, you can search for "PRS signature logo soda can glass."

I love this review. Hilarious.
 
The overtones in this review are quite nuanced! The attitude flows off the tongue of the type with flare not seen in the majority of consumer responses. To say it is a special take on this product would be doing it a dis-service, for it is much more than a review. Without taking too much of your time, I would simply direct you to the link above to absorb the flavors of this fine wordsmithing. You will surely step away with a new appreciation for the quality of PRS products as well as it's clients!
 
The first Sunday of the month (today) at the Cissel-Saxon American legion in Silver Spring, Maryland from 4 to 8. Do bring an amp, the house amps aren’t good. Or you can use my Louis Tornado. If you can get there, you’re invited to come. No metal, and 2 chorus solos only. And be respectful.
 
The first Sunday of the month (today) at the Cissel-Saxon American legion in Silver Spring, Maryland from 4 to 8. Do bring an amp, the house amps aren’t good. Or you can use my Louis Tornado. If you can get there, you’re invited to come. No metal, and 2 chorus solos only. And be respectful.
Cheers for that, I was otherwise engaged but will put next month's on my calendar. And I'll be there to watch/listen, but appreciate the gear offer.
 
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