You've won the National Nostradamus 'I-Told-You-So-But-No-One-Listened' Award!SEE?!? I've been cutting edge for YEARS!
"Tell him what he's won, Laz!"
"A Frigidaire Washing Machine!...oh wait, that was the Queen for a Day prize. Never mind! OK, here it is: You've won a Genuine, Lightly Used, Magic 8-Ball!"
"He was hoping for some gear."
"Well, there's no gear prize. All I can do is announce what they're giving."
"I hear you've won an award, too, Laz."
"Yes. I've won the National Then-What-Are-You-Good-For-Anyway? Award."
"What's that for?"
"They won't tell me."
"What's the prize?"
"They take stuff away from you. I'm hoping they'll take junk outta my storage room."