Who do you love?

There’s a certain Tree of Life known to only grow in the beautiful Bahama Blue waters around a Cay that looks remarkably like a SCT....:)
Something like
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I’d say it’s if you’re dying and you need the money for an operation to try and save your life... and even then...

It’s very hard for a regular dead person to play a guitar.

Zombies, sure, but catch a finger in the strings, and it’s gone.

Vampires seem to have better luck, but they’re going to have a bat-fight over the Blood Orange model (you see what I did there, right?). And they need to be kept in cases even more than their guitars do.

So my thinking is, sell the guitar and have the life-saving operation, because it’s hard to predict whether you’ll be a zombie, a vampire, or just an ordinary stiff.

(My use of the word, ‘stiff’, is obviously a softball for you comedians to hit out of the park with gag lines).
 
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