Which is more fun?
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sergiodeblanc
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What kinda sex are we talking about? What kinda guitar we talking about?
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Oh gawd, I see this one quickly spiraling. Talk of stroking strings, and yanking wang bars. The answer, of course, is sex. One, sex is fun. Two, guitar playing is like having sex. I mean, just look at a couple of things in common with both:
Sex - leather, whips, spiked wrist bands
Guitar playing - leather, whips spiked wrist bands
sex - goofy faces at "the moment"
guitar - goofy faces at the height of a ripping solo
too many more similarities for them not to be one in the same.
So, this is a trick question. Nice try Les!
Sex - leather, whips, spiked wrist bands
Guitar playing - leather, whips spiked wrist bands
sex - goofy faces at "the moment"
guitar - goofy faces at the height of a ripping solo
too many more similarities for them not to be one in the same.
So, this is a trick question. Nice try Les!
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Tosca
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To make it challenging Serge...
Transvestites and Blue Guitars (have to post this on the band name thread too).
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CVS
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Please hold - I need to ask my wife:star:
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veinbuster
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I can play guitar for longer.
So you mean guitar playing is that much more fun or what?
In either case, whatever you like best.
I have no real opinion on this, hence my original post. I could see it either way.
For the guys who state definitively that sex is more fun: are there sex forums you guys post on, or is it pretty much guitar forums? Do you read sex magazines in the bathroom or guitar magazines?
Do you spend more actual time having sex with your significant other(s), or more time with your guitar schtuff?
'Cause I'm thinking that if sex is so much more fun, why aren't we all having sex right now? It's a nice Saturday morning, after all. Corollary: Why am I going to watch football this afternoon instead of having sex?
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alantig
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Yes.
Well, here's the issue counselor - she has to consent to the sex. The guitar rig does not. Non-consensual sex is, as it should be, a crime.
Although what I do with a guitar rig should probably be considered a crime as well, but until it is...
xjbebop
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Both...at the same time....
Brad737
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O Face!
OK, but if sex is so much fun, how come she doesn't want to have sex all the time?
Or is it only fun for you..?
Not arguing, just asking.
If sex is so great, how come everyone isn't constantly at it?
"Well, we all have to earn a living."
"OK, but if sex was so great that it was the most fun thing in the world, we wouldn't need a tenth of the stuff we have, just a roof, some food, and a bed. Or not even a bed. Maybe just a rug or something. We'd have to work a lot less. But we have all this other stuff we work hard and strive for, that we spend time with, that arguably isn't as great a sex. Why?"
Now, I think sex is pretty great, but I'm kinda wondering just how great, compared to playing guitar.
It occurs to me that this is a question that only old men ask. Young men are too busy having/thinking about sex to ask it.
Note: You realize, of course, that I'm having some fun stirring up trouble here.
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Frequently true on both counts, but it's still not even close....
Mikegarveyblues
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Well, I find guitar acceptable with a strap on...
sergiodeblanc
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I love a good game of "Would You Rather".
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F@ck it! It's still a quagmire within a quagmire (giggity giggity).
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JustRob
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Sex is less frustrating. At least for me.
Glad my wife isn't on the forum to tell her side. :vroam:
Glad my wife isn't on the forum to tell her side. :vroam:
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