"Members of the Jury, have you reached a verdict?"
"We have, your honor."
"Would the Foreperson of the jury please rise and hand the verdict to the court clerk?"
"Yes, your honor, here it is."
(Hands verdict slip to court clerk, who hands it to judge. Judge clears throat.)
"Guilty of being a PRS."
"Would counsel like me to poll the jury?"
"Yes your honor."
"Juror number one, was and is this your verdict?"
"Yes."
"Juror number two, was and is this your verdict?"
"Hell no, these other A$$h^les pressured me into it."
"Juror number three..."
"Same here! I just want to go home!"
"Counsel and defendant, I hereby declare a mistrial, and suggest that everyone be allowed to reach his or her own conclusion by playing the guitar. There being no further proceedings, court is adjourned."
(hammer slams on dais.)