What name would you give to a new guitar model?

merciful-evans

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Given the chance, what name would you give to a new guitar model?

You needn't have had any design or finish input. Just interested in what name appeals to you. It could be 'the Axiom', 'the B3-#02' or 'Slack-Mabel' etc.
 
Why, the PRS Kiwi, of course.

Named for a wingless bird that cannot fly, whose feathers are confused for fur, a biological oddity seen nowhere else on earth, it is the perfect guitar for the perenially inept, the perpetually hamfisted, the chronic clam-digger who still manages to crank out unearthly shrieks at dusk and dawn.

Let me help with the fret-marker design for the PRS Kiwi:

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You're welcome,

- Kiwi
 
The Matheos
It would play haunting chords and riffs that sounded like the most beautiful melodies you have ever heard and the utter devastation of a soul both at the same time..
And of course It would be a PRS Siggy Model...
 
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