You would turn your tv up full blast then use an attenuator to bring it down to a living room level. Your toaster would have a toast screamer pedal in front of it. Your food processor would shred better than any youtube guitarist. Instead of end tables just use 2 Marshall 4x12s Your clock radio has a loop function instead of snooze. Your blender would be a Fender blender. Your small screen tv is from 1954 but sounds great with those vintage Mullard tubes.